in summary...

What I learned in Mexico:

-Don't be Mija, Naco, or Lupe. If you do, you might get cachetadas guajoloteras

 -It's bien gacho to k-nife someone in the behind you

-It's even worse to bi-te someone in the behind you...unless they're related

-You need the Fua if you want to be the best of the best of the best, sir

-If your compadre offers you un chorro de toluache, say maybe of course

-If your compadre offers you un churro, say no of course

-I learned to smi-le and make facial expressions

-I learned that there are certain things you need to ask yourself, like: "¿Estoy en el cielo o la tierra?" and: "¿Juay de rito?"

-I learned the correct response to "Aja vo ¿que onda?"  is "Naranjas ¿y tunas?"

-I learned about the Mamut Chiquitito and las ruedas del ferrocarril

-If there are too many tocallos, you can always change people's names

-Never say no to Panda

-Mexican Shepherds are actually really cool dogs

I learned that the church in Mexico is growing like crazy and that people are hungry for God and the gospel like you wouldn't believe ....